Sophie-isms...Take #456

Mom:  Soph, what would you like to do today?
Sophie: (without hesitation) Tell jokes...maybe build a treehouse...

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Sophie:  We need to tell Grandpa that next time we go to Montana we should go to a pet shop and buy a dog for the cabin.
Mom:  But who would take care of the dog when no one was there?
Sophie:  God would take care of it!

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Driving down the road out of the blue:

Lucas:  When I grow up I'm going to play football for Westfield, then Ohio State, then the Broncos.
Sophie:  When I grow up I want to teach little dogs how to bark.

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At lunch today:

Sophie:  Mommy, what do you call pineapple?

Mom:  Just pineapple.  

Sophie:  No... I mean....what do you CALL pineapple?

Mom:  Soph, it's just called pineapple.

Sophie:  (clearly getting frustrated) But Mooooommmm.  Seriously, what do people call pineapple?

Mom:  Honey, it's a fruit, and it's just called pineapple.

Sophie: Oh.

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Sophie:  Mom!  Look what I found in my soup-case!   (suitcase!)

(I don't even remember what it was that she found...I was stuck on the "soup-case" part.)